Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You're completely useless in the revolution.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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