there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
