Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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