shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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