idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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