in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He shit in the fireplace
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