why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just found puke in my bra..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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