Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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