Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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