theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
do herpes really smell.
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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