508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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