i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Fuck appropriateness.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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