i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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