i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i think i just lost a toe
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