just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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