awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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