Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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