thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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