who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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