guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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