so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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