I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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