I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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