those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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