Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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