More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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