i don't like sucking hair
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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