Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
as a side note pls kill me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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