Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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