butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Randomize
