she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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