Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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