so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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