That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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