Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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