Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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