Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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