So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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