They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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