your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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