thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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