Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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