There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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