Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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