absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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