One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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