Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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