Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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