How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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