Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
