Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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