bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Vodka?
Forever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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