In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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