there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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