Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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