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i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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