Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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