We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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